sassparnasse:

As the winner is revealed, Graham Norton descends from the clouds and announces that he is, in fact, the winner of Eurovision 2013 before exploding into a cloud of glitter.

shiarpunch:

221butts:

WHAT

WE’RE SORRY

ioweyouaphoneboxandaassbutt:

misschimerical:

ioweyouaphoneboxandaassbutt:

what the fuck is happening?

Eurovision. Everything tonight is Eurovision… or Doctor Who

My money’s on Eurovision

bananaspanner:

curiosity-inspired-the-kat:

buggerallthisforalark:

petition for the cast of horrible histories to be britain’s entry next year

yes.

that…that might work.

damarassexychopsticks:

snake-lovers:

Oun Sambath and his pet python.

A few months after Oun Sambath was born, his family found a baby python under his mattress. They carefully took it outside, but during the night it returned to be with the baby boy. The boy’s father prayed, and decided that the snake belonged to the boy and would bring them happiness.

The boy and the snake have been together ever since. They have played together, have slept together, and even have talked together.

“What do you say to the snake?” People have asked the boy.

“That is a secret,” the boy has replied.

is this some voldemort shit

gallifreyan-detective:

Britain is 8th from last

There’s something wrong here

yunuen:

my blog looked so pretty yesterday but everything changed when eurovision attacked

agentgraham:

#no one is more frustrated with the state of the human condition than steve harvey is

akribi:

bennetwilcox:

bennetwilcox:

fun fact, the guy that gave out sweden’s votes was 33 votes away from representing sweden in ESC

I can sense a triangle drama

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetah’s are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetah’s are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll loose their cubs.

So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetah’s comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!